Hi, I’m Yuki Takahashi. What’s so special about me, I witnessed and experienced the Lightning curse for a whole day. It was a Sunday night, it was dark and stormy. I decided to stay indoors and watch some movies on my television. Yes, the first time in my adulthood I became a layman. After an hour or so, the rain caused the whole house’s electricity to go off. I was checking all the electrical panel boards downstairs. Two decisions were standing in front of me, one where I would stay indoors and spend my time doing nothing or go outside in the storm, fix the control board of my electricity in the house. Well then there was no option and went outside, grabbing my umbrella and trusty screw drive. I climbed up my roof slowly and carefully standing on the roof and put the umbrella aside, I started working using my wits as I graduated from an electrical engineering university. After finishing the work I pretended as if I pulled out a lightning bolt from the sky. I got zapped by lightning and was knocked unconscious, estimated for 10 hours. I woke up on my roof, realizing that I had to go to work! I jumped from the roof, giving myself some few scratches, but then got dressed and put a piece of toast in my mouth and off I go to Indo Electric Corporation.
I reached my office but as I was about to enter, a truck splashed mud all over my clothes. Oh no, I ran to the nearest wash room and clean myself using all the paper towels. My white shirt had become brown and my black jeans, brownish black. I put some perfume on and went to my respective cubicle. After doing a lot of hard work I was called by my boss to make him a cup of coffee. I was making the coffee when I poured a whole 3 spoon of salt instead of sugar. I finished making it and went to my boss’s room and when I was about to serve it, the mug fell from the tray and landed directly on his laptop which stored all the important files of our company and our money transactions. My boss was outraged and screamed at me telling me I was fired. I was deeply saddened and walked out and drove my car home. While driving home I hit a slope landing my precious Toyota Camry into a hill. I abandoned my car and walked home. While walking I was drenched by many puddles of water being splashed on me by the passing cars. I was in my house’s lane when I was being chased by a pack of wild dogs. I ran as fast as I could, but I tripped. The rain had begun, I got up and ran faster and faster like a marathon runner and hid inside a cave. The canines had run past the cave but I heard a grumble, it was a bear. It was at least 6 feet tall and had been woken up from its slumber by me. I gulped and ran out of the cave as it chased me. You must be thinking how a bear is near my house well the town I live in is right next to a jungle, so us folks get to see a lot of wild animals. Okay continuing I was running for my dear life from the bear, the rain was slowing my pace but the bear was right on, unluckily the pack of canines found me too and I started to run north while a angry bear and pack of vicious mutts are after me. I reached towards the hill and run up getting tired by the second while the wild creatures follow me up. I reach the top and am breathless as I hide while they try to find me; I find a good hiding spot, a lake. I dive in and hold my breath but to my surprise some man eating piranhas live here and attack me, I jump out throwing those piranhas that have still been stuck to my skin. The bear and the canines find me and me run more and more until I can’t. I found a waterfall. There were two paths, get eaten by the bear and dogs or jump into the waterfall. My decision was path number two. I dive like a swan into the waterfall and fall face splat into the water. I wake up after some few minutes, feeling exhausted. I walk slowly like a koala bear to my house. I rest on my sofa and was about to watch my favorite show when the electricity goes out again. Wow, I’m not surprised. I grab my trusty old screw driver and covered myself with an umbrella. I slowly and carefully climb onto the roof while being sleepy as I am right now. I go to the control board but fall asleep for at least an hour. I wake up being awoken by a horrible noise. It was an F5 tornado coming towards and there was no time. My brain had started working again, and I realized I was shot by a bolt of lightning so I was cursed by it. The only way to break the curse is to get shot by another bolt of lightning. I again and again lifted my hand in the air to get struck by lightning bolt but the tornado was arriving sooner as possible and was sucked by it. I was being swirled and swirled again and again. I was thrown out at the speed of light but then lifted my hand in the air and got struck by lightning and was unconscious. I woke up in my sofa, in my house, with no electricity in my house. I looked outside it was sunny. I had still my job and my Toyota Camry was fine. Yes, but then I winced in pain to see me being bitten by a rat. Oh no, I now have the Cheese Curse. Shimmedandies.
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